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lesliecrusher:

do you think an astronaut has ever masturbated in space

  • Tim Burton: Hey Johnny, I have this new mov-...
  • Johnny Depp: Yes.
  • michaelpalin:

    a plus-side to being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pajamas and i will not judge you because i will also be in my pajamas

    foodtrucker:

    I’m really dreading the day I turn 18 cause I will no longer be the dancing queen, young and sweet only seventeen